12 Things A Parent can Learn from a Cat

...You can cling to grass cloth wallpaper when trying to clean the ceiling.

...Laying in the sun with your eyes closed will make others think you're too important to interrupt.

...What birds are for.

....Just because your cell phone rings doesn't mean you have to answer it.

...Lay in the sun, even if you don't tan.

...Try not to obsess about your HDL, HDL, and triglyceride levels

...Not knowing how to use the TV remote control is not a bad thing

...To use the hand-held can opener, instead of electric. shhhh!

...Treating yourself to long and luxurious baths is a right, not a privilege.

...Always sniff what you are about to eat.

...Life is hard and then you nap.

...It's all about the hair.